We all know Joan Rivers is no shrinking wallflower, and she’s not holding back when it comes to lambasting Angelina and her Oscar “moments”.
Fresh from telling Radaronline that Angelina “looked like a fool the way she posed,” Joan last night continued her rant on Jimmy Kimmel.
“First of all, did she thinks there’s a surprise up there?” Joan said “All of Hollywood has seen that!”
Pointing to her crotch the 78-year-old joked: “This is a theme park: this is Six Flags over vulva!”
The Fashion Police previously said that by posing like that, Angelina “took herself right out of that superstar category, because you now realize she stands in front of a mirror to figure out [what she looks like!]”
She claims to be sober, and her partying days are a thing of the past. And, as much as would hope that it is true this time around, we fear we’ve heard it all before.
In a new interview with Matt Lauer, which airs on the Today show on Thursday, Lindsay Lohan insists she is a changed woman.
On partying, she says: “It’s not my thing anymore.I went out, actually, a few months ago with a friend. And I was so uncomfortable.
“Not because I felt tempted, just because it was just the same thing that it always was before. And it just wasn’t fun for me.
“I’ve become more of a homebody. And I like that.”
Lindsay was appearing on the show ahead of her much-anticipated SNL stint this Saturday night.
Speaking about her return to the much-loved show, she said: “And I think that it’s actions. Because people can say things all they want, but I think I still need to go through the process of proving myself, you know, with ‘SNL,’ being on time, being, you know, keeping my — can’t say the word — but stuff together.”
Do you feel that Lindsay has finally, finally changed her ways?
We’re down to the wire on The Bachelor, with just two contestants remaining.
Lindzi Cox and her nemesis Courtney Robertson are fighting it out to win the final rose… oh, and Ben’s heart!
Life & Style magazine has these exclusive photos and inside information on Ben’s final two dates.
There are just two contestants left on The Bachelor, leaving Ben Flajnik with his most difficult decision ever. Now Life & Style has exclusive details and photos inside the final dates with Lindzi Cox and Courtney Robertson before Ben proposed.
Days before standing on a stunning mountaintop in Switzerland, where he got down on one knee, Ben spent a gorgeous afternoon with blond beauty Lindzi. “They went on a horse-and-carriage ride and shared a passionate kiss at the base of Matterhorn mountain,” an eyewitness tells Life & Style. “Lindzi and Ben clearly had great chemistry, and even the crew liked her!” Meanwhile, everyone’s favorite villain, Courtney, spent most of her time holed up inside the Grand Zermaterhoff hotel. “Courtney would barely interact with the crew except when she had to film,” says the eyewitness. “She went on a picnic with Ben and later sat on her balcony looking pensive right before the big moment.”
Fans will have to wait until the March 12 finale to find out who Ben ultimately picks, but Bachelor host Chris Harrison insists that Ben was on the show to find true love: “I think he was extremely sincere coming into this and only got more so as things went along.”
Who do you think will prevail in the final rose ceremony?
Brad, oh, Brad, you must remember that family comes first- including your elders.
This new report is really quite sad, and it’s coming from Australian magazine New Idea.
Frail, elderly Betty Russell is languishing in a substandard US nursing home, surrounded by photographs of her famous grandson, Brad Pitt. But the Hollywood star has not visited her in four years and is seldom in touch. Now, on the eve of Betty’s 90th birthday, a concerned family member has made a desperate plea to Brad to visit the ailing matriarch in Shawnee, Oklahoma, before it’s too late. Speaking exclusively to New Idea, Mary Ann Lanier – Betty’s 77-year-old sister and Brad’s great-aunt – admits she’s baffled by the Oscar nominee’s attitude. “She misses him. He doesn’t write… I’m sure he’s busy but I don’t know why he doesn’t stay in contact,” Mary Ann says.
While Angelina Jolie’s right leg, err, legs it with its own explosion on twitter, let’s bring the focus momentarily back to her stick-thin frame.
We consulted our favorite girls, The Nutrition Twins to get their take on her bony figure, and not surprisingly, they suggest she eats something now that the award season is over. We couldn’t agree more.
Let’s face it, Angelina’s face is always sheer perfection, absolutely gorgeous. But we couldn’t help but flinch a little when we spotted her arms on Oscar night. A bit more spindly than the last time we saw her. For a while, it had looked like she was just working out a bit much for the amount that she was eating as she still was sporting very lean, yet impressive shoulder and bicep muscles. But this looks to us like she may have lost muscle, possibly from not eating enough to support even the lean frame and muscles she was carrying before.
If Angie is still exercising (and we hope she is!) we suggest beefing up on her calorie intake to help to preserve some muscle mass. We suggest about 2300 calories a day for a few months. If she weren’t to do this, she would need to prevent muscle wasting– to do this a high percentage of her calories should come from protein. Ideally, if she does boost her calories, she’ll get plenty of protein if she consumes either at least 4 ounces of lean poultry, fish or beef, 1 cup of low-fat dairy like yogurt, 3/4 cup beans or tofu with each meal, and she’ll be able to build back her muscle mass. That is, of course if she is eating some healthy whole grains as part of those meals and some fruits and veggies too–not just eating protein on it’s own, as many celebs do as they try to prepare for the Oscars! Angie, we give you permission to eat immediately before and after the Oscars and we hope you did!
We’re not sure why Katy perry insists on having her hair blue, as she really is a beautiful woman, and that hair of hers distracts from her beauty.
And, that has never been more evident than by this new photo, which appears on the cover of the March issue of Interview magazine. You almost have to do a double-take when you look at this smoking hot cover.
Meanwhile, her ex Russell Brand is wasting no time in moving on. He was spotted with new girlfriend, mexican artist Oriela Medellin Amieiro in LA as the pair walked back to his black Range Rover.