Don’t feel sorry for the Academy Award nominees who don’t walk away with an Oscar on Sunday evening – they will be waking up the next day with $45,000 worth of free swag.
Distinctive Assets has created a fabulous consolation prize for the nominees that don’t win, with an array of eye-popping gifts to help mend their broken hearts.
Losing nominees can consider their next career move while enjoying a $12,000 trip to Australia. They will have a choice between two between two luxury destinations Down Under: Lizard Island or El Questro Homestead.
If Australia seems too far for these frazzled losing nominees, they can always pop across the pond and get the VIP service for dignitaries and Heads of State at Heathrow Airport, which is valued at $1,800.
There is always the option of a $4,100.00, one week all-inclusive trip to a fitness and weight loss retreat, or a $ 3,000.00, three-night stay at the AAA-Five-Diamond St. Regis Punta Mita, including daily breakfast, massages at Remède Spa, fine dining at Carolina restaurant.
You could, of course, also opt to take the 5-night accommodations in a two bedroom luxury villa on the South Shore of Kauai, worth $2,000.
And if award season left the stars feeling tired, and they spotted the emergence of facial lines, they should fear not – they’ll be brand spanking new with a $5,000 Vampire Facelift, and they will be in great shape with a $850 package of 10 personal training sessions at Huntley Drive Fitness.
As Founder/CEO of Distinctive Assets, Lash Fary says, the stars will have a lot to distract themselves with the morning after the Academy Awards.
“We always look forward to introducing celebrities to an array of companies with fabulous gifts to share . . . but it’s particularly fun to be able to do so when you know it will truly brighten someone’s day. Even Hollywood’s most acclaimed stars are disappointed over this particular loss, and when our consolation gift shows up the next day we like to think it is welcome distraction,” she tells Celebzter.
Take a look at the full list of the 2013 Everyone Wins at the Oscars Nominee Gift Bag below, and you will realize just how good it is to be a star;
2013 NOMINEE GIFT BAG
CHOCOLATINES BY SWEET ENDEAVOURS: $95.00
Chocolatines presents the Yellow Gold Diamond Collection, a “koji” sake-infused center encased in a 72% dark chocolate shell and adorned with a sugar diamond. In an effort to support the recovery of 2011’s tsunami tragedy that struck Japan, we use a premium sake made in a region that was impacted by the disaster
LIZARD ISLAND and EL QUESTRO HOMESTEAD: $12,000.00
Choice between two luxury destinations Down Under: Lizard Island – listed as one of the top 10 resorts in the world and positioned atop the Great Barrier Reef or El Questro Homestead – an ultra private resort right in the middle of the Outback.
D’MILIKAH SWIMWEAR: $250.00
The D’Milikah 2013 Swimwear Collection is Brazilian inspired with a touch of Italian handcraft adorning each unique piece. So whether you’re taking a dip, catching some rays, or having a night out on the town, D’Milikah has everything you need for a perfect day (or night) out.
SEYIE DESIGN: $7,400.00
Seyie Design is a boutique design firm that brings fashion, function and interior branding to residences and to beauty, fashion and lifestyle clients.
Devicewear cases including Ridge for iPad with Six Position Stand ($42.95), Ridge for iPad Mini with Six Position Stand ($39.95), Station drop protection case for iPad ($34.95), and Sketchy design-your-own iPhone 5 case ($19.95).
CARLITOS BRAND: $850.00
Carlitos Brand is a new line of tennis shoes hand-illustrated by Jeanette Longoria. Each nominee to receive one pair of limited edition shoes ($350) plus a gift certificate for a one-of-a-kind customized pair ($500).
EZdetailer Premium Detailing Kit combines our all-in-one vehicle detailing products in an easy to use application. Carnauba Wax, Tire Shine and Trim-Protectant. EZdetailer is the smallest but most effective detailing kit on the market.
LIVE IN FITNESS ENTERPRISE (LIFE): $4,100.00
1 Week All Inclusive Fitness and Weight Loss Retreat.
NAKED CONDOMS: $20.00/Six Pack Box
Naked – the finest condoms in the world.
M3K BEAUTY: $100.00
M3K Beauty products (including M3K Optimized Matrix Regenerative Hand Crème) for exceptionally healthy and vibrant skin.
ROUGE MAPLE : $120.00
Rouge Maple Gourmet Products, featuring the “best you’ve ever tasted” maple syrup.
CELEBRITY ACUPUNCTURIST/NUTRITIONIST HEATHER LOUNSBURY: $600.00
Acupuncture, Aromatherapy and Nutrition Sessions with Heather Lounsbury.
Portion consciousness is disguised in the design with this chic line of dinnerware. Now available in three microwave-safe ceramic styles.
BORN FREE USA: $20.00
Proudly show your love of wildlife with this Born Free USA 100% organic cotton t-shirt. All proceeds from the sales of these shirts benefit our life-saving work for wild animals.
NJOY KING: $40.00
It’s a premium electronic cigarette with the look, feel and flavor of the real thing, but without the tobacco smoke. Instead it emits a flavorful but odorless vapor.
HUNTLEY DRIVE FITNESS: $850.00
Package of 10 Personal Training Sessions. Huntley Drive Fitness caters to those who take their workout goals seriously. As an exclusively private training facility, Huntley Drive Fitness offers celebrities a premium training experience.
HICKIES is an elastic lacing system that allows you to turn any shoe into a slip on.
THE GREEN GARMENTO: $9.99
Eco-friendly, attractive and affordable all-in-one laundry/duffel/garment bags for a clean closet and a clean planet.
LE PETIT CIRQUE: $400.00
North America’s only all-kid pro Cirque troupe.
CHA CHA CHIC: $125.00
With the Touchfire Screen-top iPad Keyboard, you can feel where the keys are and rest your fingers on the home row without accidentally triggering the touch screen. You can now type quickly, accurately and comfortably. The Touchfire works with all full-size 9.7” iPads, from the original first generation iPad to the newest fourth generation model.
ARTIST DAN DUFF: $152.75
Signed, Limited Edition, 17” x 23” Fine Art Print “Abraham” by Dan Duff.
JAN LEWIS DESIGNS: $100.00
Jan Lewis has created a new bangle bracelet line in her signature “dot” style of lightweight wood, hand-painted by Fair Trade artisans. They are distinctive intricate patterns in designer hues.
KOLOA LANDING RESORT: $2,000.00
5-night accommodations in a two bedroom luxury villa on the South Shore of Kauai.
RENOUVE ANTI-AGING EVERY DAY DEFENSE: $406.00
The skin on our hands is fragile and the first to show signs of aging. Renouve was born out of a desire for a natural hand lotion that maintains youthful skin and eliminates bacteria without leaving our hands at the mercy of devitalizing ingredients. Renouve has added luxury and class to a product that is both practical and aspirational.
BINE & BAS: $185.00
Men’s Spread Collar Woven Button Down Shirt.
TAKE 2 BY LEEZA GIBBONS: $24.00
Take 2: Your Guide to Happy Endings and New Beginnings. This is a book about rebooting your story at any point. It’s about starting over; taking inventory; and getting smarter, stronger, and sexier with no apologies, no regrets, and no turning back.
Resort stay in Ocean Casa – a 2,500 square foot free-standing luxurious suite with partial ocean view.
Gleener The Ultimate Fuzz Remover gets rid of annoying fuzz balls commonly found on sweaters, coats, pants, skirts, scarves, blankets, sofas, etc. Unlike battery operated fabric shavers, this puppy actually works and won’t cause holes.
KRYSTAL KLEAR WATER: $795.00
Under Counter Water Filtration System – designed to remove or reduce the harmful contaminants, chemicals and pollutants in tap water, which will give clean, clear water at every faucet in your home.
CHEETZ BY MARGI KENT: $69.95
Cheetz is a new and unique line of body slimmer’s that contour, shape and slim the body. Designer Margi Kent used her knowledge and expertise is fashion design and costuming to create a body slimmer unlike anything else on the market.
JAYS OF SWEDEN: $70.00
Jays is a Swedish company developing highly musical headsets for Mobile Music, in their own design. a-JAYS Four is a top seller in a number of countries and comes with a tangle free cable, a premium sound and a remote control that works with iPhone and other Apple products.
THE VAMPIRE FACELIFT: $5,000.00
The Vampire Facelift is a designer procedure that deploys the use of Hyaluronic Acid Fillers (HA Filler) and Platelet Rich Plasma (PRP).
Bracelets that double as hair ties.
MACARON MAGNIFIQUE: $60.00
Macaron Magnifique is a customized, gluten-free Parisian Macaron Company established in August 2012 by celebrity stylist Lauren Rae Levy and her father Marvin. All of the Macarons are made with love in the USA and can be shipped within 3 business days to any domestic destination in the states.
DUKAN DIET: $411.96
Everything an Oscar nominee needs to reach and maintain their True Weight: The Essential Guide to the Dukan Diet, Goji Berries, Oat Bran Chocolate Chip Cookies, Oat Bran Coconut Almond Bars and Complimentary Dukan Diet Coaching.
SOUTHERN BAKED CANDLE: $204.00
Custom candles and wax sculptures. If you can dream it, we can build it!
LIERAC PARIS: $98.00
The leaders in cosmeceutical skin care offer a beauty package that includes full-size Sensorielle Multi-use oil, travel size Gommage body scrub, travel size Sensorielle multi-use oil mini and Crème Mesolift anti-aging radiance cream.
The experts in botanical hair care offer a beauty package that includes Phytovolume Actif Volumizer Spray, Phytolaque Soie Light Hold Hair Spray, Phyto Professional Intense Volume Mousse and Phytodefrisant Botanical Straightening Balm.
Sedu tools were developed by top-scientists around the world to offer products that withstand any styling challenge. Once you use them, you’ll love them! Oscar Nominee gifts include Sedu Revolution 6000i Hair Dryer ($160), Sedu Icon Styling Iron ($250) and Sedu Revolution Clipless Curling Iron ($120).
JNL CLOTHING + JNL FUN FIT FOODIE COOKBOOK: $150.00
JNL Clothing shirts + JNL Fusion DVDs! Jennifer Nicole Lee revolutionized the entire fitness industry by turning it upside down with her trademark slogan “Strong is the New Skinny!”
HEATHROW BY INVITATION: $1,800.00
Welcome to Heathrow Airport’s best kept secret: Heathrow By Invitation. For years, Heathrow has offered a private VIP service for dignitaries and Heads of State. Heathrow is proud to extend this service to the world’s most discerning travelers.
WINDEX TOUCH-UP CLEANER: $3.99
Windex Touch-Up Cleaner offers a fast and convenient solution to clean and sanitize the most frequently used surfaces in the home without missing a beat.
Lose weight with Hydroxycut Gummies and Hydroxycut Sprinkles.
DIET PEPSI: $250.00
The gift of Diet Pepsi along with a Samsung WB150F wi-fi powered camera that allows user to shoot and share photos instantly on social networking sites.
LOCALLY GROWN. GLOBALLY KNOWN. (LGGK) : $300.00+
Made in the USA Premium Street Lux Apparel, the LISTEN Collection by LGGK.
BONITA PLATINUM TEQUILA: $99.00
The world’s only five times distilled tequila. Xzibit’s own 100% agave luxury blanco bottled in pure crystal.
ST. REGIS PUNTA MITA: $3,000.00
Three nights in a deluxe oceanview suite at the AAA-Five-Diamond St. Regis Punta Mita, including daily breakfast, massages at Remède Spa, fine dining at Carolina restaurant.
THE GETTY: $29.95
This Is the Day: The March on Washington is a stirring photo-essay by photographer Leonard Freed documenting the March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom of August 28, 1963, the historic day on which Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. delivered his “I Have a Dream” speech at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.
SWYT CULTURE: $48.00
Embellished with a feminine flower and crystals on the toe, these comfortable flats add a polished finished to any look. Designed for fit . . . Loved for style.
A year’s supply of youthH2O, a caffeine free Age Defying System made with organic superfoods. Price of individual product: $34.99.
CELEBRITY TRAINER LALO FUENTES: $625.00
5 private training sessions with celebrity trainer Lalo Fuentes.
Yes, all of these goodies are in just one bag!
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