It’s been quite some time since we visited our beloved BlindGossip.com, and it appears we’ve been missing out on some juicy items.
Today they revealed that the reason Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher never filed for divorce was because they were never legally married.
Here Comes the Fake Bride
BlindGossip – This famous actor and actress couple got married several years ago. Although it was a hastily-arranged secret wedding, you’ve probably seen a few good photos of the event. Well, guess who’s not really married? We mean legally. While their wedding was a religious commitment ceremony and family party, they never got around to the actual marriage license part. Well, at least that should make their “divorce” easier.
It’s Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher!
They were “married” for six years, and announced last year that their “marriage” was over. Why haven’t they filed for divorce yet? Because they were never legally married.
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore got married in a Kaballah ceremony September 2005. There were lots of assorted rumors over the nest few years that Demi was bisexual, that they had an open marriage, or that they were cheating on each other. The two of them maintained that they were had a faithful relationship and that they wanted to have a baby together.
And this item has us really intrigued….we have our own guesses on who it might be. We’d love to hear what you think….
Rumours abound concerning the marriage of a famous couple, yet there is a bewildering silence in the media.
Let’s call the pair Mr. and Mrs. VIP – I’m not even saying whether they are British. Recently, Mrs. VIP failed to turn up to an event that she might reasonably have been expected to attend. Strangely, the media scarcely mentioned the fact.
Meanwhile, the whispers say that Mr. and Mrs. VIP are no longer together and are using the excuse of busy lives as a cover. The theory is that they won’t announce the split for family reasons. Maybe, but a divorce would also mean the disentangling of considerable wealth and property interests…and a lot of secrets still bind this couple together.
There is already one privacy agreement with the media in place regarding a past incident, and the continuation of the Leveson Inquiry into press ethics might explain the reluctance of even the hardest-nosed British papers to expose the situation: so we have stalemate.
This suits Mr. and Mrs. VIP as they don’t want nosy parker journalists taking a close look at their life, or heaven forbid, some forensic biographer shining a flashlight into the dark corners of their union. The funny friends? The magic millions? Oh no! So expect a choreographed Hollywood-style loving couple appearance with cheesy smiles this summer.
And it’s not Charles and Camilla. The ‘$300 million divorce’ exists only in the fantasyland of US tabloids.
UPDATE: As for Mr & Mrs VIP in this report – well, would you believe it: a few days after TMR published my forecast ‘so expect a choreographed Hollywood-style loving couple appearance with cheesy smiles this summer,’ it was announced that Mrs VIP will soon be alongside her husband at a big event. Hope she recognises him- it’s a long time since they were seen together!